(2020年10月24日 06:39 更新)
what's up, gamers? It's your homeboy, exacerbated pinecone coming to you from minnesota, US.
(correct response to the above question): up is defined as a higher place or position, and is also the name of a Pixar movie.
i know it's been a long time since I've released a BMS and man i really gotta apologize for it, you see the thing is that i just got so carried away with my day job as a cow breeder (COWS) that its hard to get some time on the computer, right? But im here now, and THATS what matters. as rapper Lizzo® once said, 'truth hurts', and also 'turns out im 100 percent that bitch', which I definitely am (but i digress).
one day i was just thinking to myself like "hmm whats the best thing about BMS" and then it dawned on me that the turntable is the best part of BMS. after that i then thought to myself "hmm whats the best genre" and then i had approximately 12487365 epiphanies and realized that the answer was footwork.
therefore I present to you 'uhhh guys my prostate just imploded', the ultimate Footwork™ turntable scratchwall shitpost ass-pain suffering meme song that will DEFINITELY ravage your fingers, your soul, and your bank account (actually, im not sure about that last part—you can go verify that with your bank (and maybe you should also go see your chiropractor while you're at it (but i digress) PS: dont you guys think 'digress' is such a weird word like) whats up with the etymology)
the BGA was done by dandeless, the ultimate lad. i Dont know where he lives but i doubt its as cool as minneapolis, minnesota (no i am NOT biased shut up ok) and also i have the pleasure of having charts by dandeless and unironic OSHIRIPENPEN enjoyer (yes its who you think it is im not gonna pretend like it isnt (shit man i really need to stop using so many parentheses (oh but i just cant help myself)))
now you probably think im some stupid alias or something because im typing like i have cerebral palsy (no offense to people with cerebral palsy) but i assure you that i am THE exacerbated pinecone and not a discount pinecone ok. stop sending me literal shit in my PO box alfred, it got boring after the tenth time you've done it and im VERY VERY (VERY (VERY_)) close to filing a restraining order on you ok so stop (but i digress (ALFRED SUCKS (but dont tell him i said that (but i digress (see i told you i like using parentheses a lot)))))
oh and an important note: DO NOT USE RANDOM ON THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY UNLESS YOU WANT TO SUFFER EVEN MORE THAN YOU ALREADY WOULD OTHERWISE
im serious, its gonna hurt
i would keep rambling but the cows™ are getting really antsy i mean they're always like that when i don't milk them. It must be whatever they pump into the air yknow like minneapolis air is kind of crap at times (should've moved to salt lake city, but I don't think theres any cows there (COWS)). please leave me some hot impressions—peace out and good night, gamers.
|BMS Artist||exacerbated pinecone (movie : dandeless) URL|
|Genre||bro FUCK genres all my homies HATE genres||Original・Self|
|Title||uhhh guys my prostate just imploded|
File-Append Use-BGA Use-ogg Use-mpeg_movie Gimmick-LongNote Difficulty-beginner Difficulty-intermediate Difficulty-senior Difficulty-craziness Difficulty-kusofumen Difficulty-gorilla
|Regist Time||2020/10/23 13:16||Last Update||2020/11/26 23:43|
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******* (7KEYS "BONELESS PIZZA???"): 887/1000
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